Friday, April 15, 2016

Greedy, Little Hands (The Ballad of Donald Trump) -- Lyrics

Greedy, Little Hands (The Ballad of Donald Trump) 
by Jason Hunt

sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Jesse James")

VERSE
Donald Trump had a dad, who gave him all he had,
Money, a company and land
Sent him with a silver spoon to all the finest schools
That’s the way he became a self-made man

VERSE
Donald says he gets along with almost everyone
No matter rich or poor
He only mocks the handicapped, Muslims, Mexicans and Blacks,
Women and prisoners of war

CHORUS
Donald is a man with greedy little hands
Who wanted to build a wall
So he built one out of hate, but it crumbled ‘neath the weight
And it crushed Donald Trump in the fall

VERSE
If you’re standing ‘neath a tent at a Donald Trump event
You’d better be silent and still
‘Cause depending on your race someone might punch you in the face
And Donald will pay their legal bills

CHORUS
Donald is a man with greedy little hands
Who wanted to build a wall
So he built one out of hate, but it crumbled ‘neath the weight
And it crushed Donald Trump in the fall

CHORUS
Donald is an ass, a bully with no class
Who wanted to build a wall
So he built one out of hate, but it crumbled ‘neath the weight
And it crushed Donald Trump in the fall


Greedy, Little Hands (The Ballad of Donald Trump)

Some followers of Donald Trump have gotten rather angry with about this song -- and in true Trumpian fashion have attacked me, my singing, even my poor, old Yamaha. But none of them have been able to point to anything in the song that is not, in fact, true.

You be the judge. :-)